Choose wisely: brown eggs or white eggs?

 

  Thanks! Oh, by the way, choose wisely: brown eggs or white eggs? (You and I really have to stop ignoring each other like this. Grrrrrrr.)


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Since white eggs are cheaper, I always choose white eggs when egging someone's house or car..  (But so as not to get into a recognizable pattern, I occasionally mix in a few brown eggs).



(is that what you wanted to hear?)

 

 *On the telephone:
”Hello, is this the 911 operator? Thank you. Listen, my name is Randy D, and I’m the one who’s been calling about my house and car getting egged all the time. Well, I have an update! A suspect has identified himself . . .”
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911 dispatcher:  *sigh* We’ll send someone over to talk to Livvie, again!  Wait, what?  Did I just hear you say Shuhak?  This is a new one for me.

  “They probably work in conjunction with each other, operator. Would it be possible to arrange for both of them to be picked up and taken in for questioning? I’ll sign a complaint in order for charges to be filed! Just make sure to keep them separate at all times, don’t give them a chance to cook up a story! Whether alone or together, these two are slippery! Grrrrrrrr.”


~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 26, 2024 5:53 PM MST

 

 Oh, so you like the brown ones, do you? Interesting. Very, very interesting.
  I’ll make a note of it and move your name up in the rotation. (Wink, wink.)

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That's what my daughter raises, but she gets different colored eggs. This post was edited by Element 99 at January 26, 2024 5:54 PM MST

 

 We need to get some brown into you.

   (Hey, wait! I didn’t mean that the way you took it!)
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I thought you meant my eggs. 

  I’ll brown your eggs for you. (Wink, wink.)
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  *On the phone:

  “Hello, Health Department? This is Randy D again calling with another complaint . . . what’s that? Do I know I have been told never to call here again? Yes, I seem to vaguely remember a court hearing and injunction order, it’s all fuzzy because I have so many such cases filed on me all the time, but this is urgent! Wait, don’t hang up on me! It’s different this time, hello? Oh, you’re still there, good. Listen I’m not calling about Vegemite, avocados or mayonnaise, this time it’s against Livvie the Evvil One . . . ! Hello? Hello, Health Department? Is anyone there? Hello? I think we’ve been accidentally disconnected. Grrrrrrrrrr.”

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