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Livvie

Is there anything in your fridge/pantry that will eat you?

Inspired by my misreading of this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138590/is-there-anything-in-your-fridge-pantry-that-no-one-will-eat-but/view/post_id/967951

Posted - August 27, 2022
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  • 7795
    Nah! Everything in my fridge has already been killed, very humanly. So I've been told that is.
      August 27, 2022 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    Okay, but can you really trust the people that told you that?

    I think you should exercise a little extra caution when reaching into the back of your fridge just to be safe.

      August 27, 2022 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 10661
    Is this a subtle way of saying clean out your fridge?  (your "science experiments" may have gotten out of hand)
      August 27, 2022 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I need to keep that in my fridge just a little bit longer.  My fellow evil mad scientists haven’t had a chance to peer review my project yet.




      August 27, 2022 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      See, folks? It’s just like I’ve been saying for months; she and her cohorts and henchmen are planning to take over the entire human race! We finally have an admission from her! Follow me, storm her castle! Grrrrrrr.

     
    ~

      August 27, 2022 9:05 PM MDT
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  • 34431
    Yogurt???
      August 27, 2022 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Umm yeah, Yoghurt looks a little old.

      August 27, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 44648
    This may eat you from the inside.

      August 28, 2022 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    I was going to pick up some blue cheese at the store, but now I guess I can save myself the trip.  Now I can make some dipping sauce for those Buffalo wings!  Yum!
      August 29, 2022 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 44648
    Wow...someone else who likes blue cheese. I use Kroger's blue cheese dressing with wings.
      August 29, 2022 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Yes! It contains the bromelain enzyme, which breaks down the connective tissue in proteins (it's an excellent meat tenderizer). So while you're eating the stuff, it's eating you back.
      August 29, 2022 5:56 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    I buy chopped pineapple to mix in with my pets’ food.  It keeps the dogs from eating gross things they find in the yard.  Likewise, putting it on pizza prevents many humans from eating the pizza.
      August 29, 2022 1:25 PM MDT
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  • 44648
    Good way to stay trim and fit.
      August 29, 2022 2:24 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Pineapple on pizza is a crime. Pineapple on MY pizza is a capital offence.
      August 29, 2022 4:27 PM MDT
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