Is there anything in your fridge/pantry that will eat you?

Okay, but can you really trust the people that told you that?

I think you should exercise a little extra caution when reaching into the back of your fridge just to be safe.

I need to keep that in my fridge just a little bit longer.  My fellow evil mad scientists haven’t had a chance to peer review my project yet.

 

  See, folks? It’s just like I’ve been saying for months; she and her cohorts and henchmen are planning to take over the entire human race! We finally have an admission from her! Follow me, storm her castle! Grrrrrrr.

 
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Umm yeah, Yoghurt looks a little old.

I was going to pick up some blue cheese at the store, but now I guess I can save myself the trip.  Now I can make some dipping sauce for those Buffalo wings!  Yum!

Wow...someone else who likes blue cheese. I use Kroger's blue cheese dressing with wings.

I buy chopped pineapple to mix in with my pets’ food.  It keeps the dogs from eating gross things they find in the yard.  Likewise, putting it on pizza prevents many humans from eating the pizza.

Good way to stay trim and fit.

Pineapple on pizza is a crime. Pineapple on MY pizza is a capital offence.