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What’s the world’s most useless profession?

This was inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/141806/what-is-your-favorite-tik-tok-influencer

Sorry, social media influencers. I just haven’t been paying attention so I guess I need some more influencing or something, lol.

Posted - December 11, 2023
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  • 8214
    Tic Tok influencer, many are listed on the above AM link, eating Tide pods, NyQuil chicken and all the other idiot sites that promote that kind of thing. 
      December 11, 2023 9:12 AM MST
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  • 34240
    Gender studies.....
      December 11, 2023 10:47 AM MST
    6

  • 10993
    Price checker at the Dollar Store.
      December 12, 2023 6:41 PM MST
    7

  • 23572
    :)
    :)
      December 13, 2023 1:05 AM MST
    6

  • 34240
    Our Dollar stores have started carrying things from $10 and less now. 
      December 13, 2023 6:11 PM MST
    4

  • 8214
    Good one!
      December 13, 2023 8:10 PM MST
    4

  • 16762
    Nipple Tweaker. Jennifer Lopez ACTUALLY employed someone to do that, pinching them before each sequence while shooting music videos so they would stand up proudly for the camera.
    Incidentally, "influencer" is just a fancy way of saying "professional parasite". Get an actual job already. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at December 17, 2023 9:42 PM MST
      December 13, 2023 4:08 AM MST
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  • 7792
    The profession of being a corrupt politician.
      December 13, 2023 7:42 AM MST
    7

  • 448
    That field is loaded.
      December 14, 2023 2:17 PM MST
    4

  • 448
    Preventing seaweed from getting on the football field at inland stadiums.
      December 13, 2023 6:10 PM MST
    5

  • 448
    Spell checker at M & M factory.
      December 13, 2023 6:18 PM MST
    6

  • 5451

    I got fired from that job. 


    I heard later that the manager had something against blondes.  UGH.  I wonder what his problem was.

    W&W  gone
    W&W  gone
    W&W  gone

    Getting rid of those was the hardest part of that job.  There were so many of them. 

      December 13, 2023 7:45 PM MST
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  • 448
    That explains the M & M shortage back a few months ago. I would have settled for W & W.
      December 14, 2023 2:16 PM MST
    5

  • 10993
    Mongolian naval officer.

      December 14, 2023 2:29 PM MST
    4

  • 13277
    President of Harvard University. I’m looking at you, Claudine Gay.
      December 14, 2023 2:49 PM MST
    3