That was probably one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. 

Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird

Sure have

Liar liar panties on fire. 

Hell no! 

Heck yeah! I love ramen noodles. 

Like I said before... do you think his a-hole is jealous of all the crap that comes out of his mouth. That douchebag is a straight up nincompoop!!! 

That made me laugh so hard I cried ;):):);):):)

:)

Meeting you :):):)

My father never swore but my mother could swear like a sailor. 

I say give her a little bit of both, especially the F off part. 

Agree, That's the way most train stations work there's almost always an adjacent bus station. 

I'm not telling

I think that's some motherly advice that we all outgrow eventually. 

That's pretty much my prayer every night, please God send Donald Trump straight to hell. :):)

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 

Holy crap!!!! That's a thought-provoking question. Let me think about it and then I'll get back to you. 

No..... This song  leads me back to Rick James super freak!!! The kind you don't take home to mother.   :)

Gilda Radner.... She was the best. 

Been there done that

Heck yeah!!! Keep up the good work. :)

LMAO!!!! 

Ya think.   

Well sure they enjoy it That's why they're all one big pack of miserable whiners. 

There are none so blind as those who will not see. 

And he's proven once again that he's nothing but a delusional douchebag. 

Going to take a dip in my hot tub. 

You forgot number four.4. If you can't eat them, plant your boot up their as$.

Happy Hanukkah ! :)

I wasn't even a gleam in my father's eye 53 years ago. 

Scarlet ribbon 

Coffee mugs and kitchen utensils. 

Time off from work

LOL!!! Yeah and there's a certain number on this site that's probably already bought 10.

Nope 

Just goes to show you how crazy that douchebag really is. 

Anissa Jones

Anissa Jones Buffy from family affair, that was way back in 1976 when she overdosed, She was only 18 at the time, and then in 1984 her brother Paul overdosed and died he was just 24. I don't know why but it sure is sad. 

He's a delusional nincompoop! That dude's crazier than a sh*t house rat. 

Well I'm not too far from you and we're only hitting 31°

I want to puke every time I hear Grandma got run over by a reindeer. 

He's dead

Every night at 6:00

Yes I'm familiar with friendsgiving, not everyone has a Norman Rockwell family to spend Thanksgiving with. 

Thanks I always laugh at your comments  :):)

It never rains in California. The big one will hit (earthquake) and destroy the entire state.Hollywood is clean and glamorous.Only wealthy people can afford to live there.LA is filled with smog.California slang awesome, bogus, gnarly, bitchin, dude. 

Made me giggle :):):)

Yeah and Donald Trump's pooper is jealous of all the crap that comes out of his mouth. 

That's funny :):):)