I'm not British but I feel for Queen Elizabeths loss of a husband of over 70 years,

I might treat some people with more respect than others, doesn't matter their gender I've always treated everyone the same. 

Nope

Luna del Rey Young and beautiful.

LOL!!!! I can honestly say I've never used the word groovy. :)

I'm going up to Maine for a week this June, gonna eat lots of lobsters and have cocktails on the beach. :)

Honey could you please do me a favor and pick*©¥¢ underwear off the floor

Because you get desperate and you start looking in the least place you'd ever expect to find the lost item.

LOL... So how old are you?.......13???

That's enough

Was never a fan because they all looked too old to be playing teenager's. 

I probably wouldn't have to listen to Chicago anymore.

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Yes

Crisco, lamberger cheese and onion.... yummy!!!

Hehehehe :):)

Sounds like my kind of ride. : )

Preferably the ride that no one throws up on. :(

No won't be going to New York, looks like weed in Connecticut is on its way to becoming legal, just a matter of time. 

Soap

Yes :):):)

Was not a fan of the Pink panther or Scooby-Doo.

Looks like someone's going to be in big trouble.

Nope.

Yes, April 2nd I get my vaccination.

15 to 20 minutes, the submarine capital of the world is really small.

Probably not. 

If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or does the vampire become a zombie?why is Goofy considered a person and Pluto considered a pet when they're both dogs anyway?

Hehehehe!! : )

LOL!!! You'd have to go commando. : )

Hide all their underwear and socks before they get up. : )

Probably another non-event, Heck by 2099 I'll be long into my dirt nap.

What was the top grossing movie of 1946?

I shouted  hello to my neighbor the other day. :)

Either a cat or a dog.

It was awesome!!! :)

I shouted at my dog Willie last night, he was out in the backyard barking his head off for no reason so I told him to shut his pie hole and get in the house... It worked. : )

Met Alice Cooper years ago out in California.

So stay off the internet.

I've had my grammar /spelling corrected on this site a few times, It's not clever, it's not funny, it doesn't make you smarter than me, it just makes you look like an a-hole. 

No!!! And hopefully never.

Having babies. 

 it's no fun having a menstrual cycle once a month.

If I said no I'd be lying, My little dog Willie thinks he's  king of the castle. 

LOL!!! : )

Nope

: )

Yuck!!!!! Bald men are gross, just some guy with lots of hair loss trying to hide it by shaving his head.

Because how come is a more informal way of saying why.