Impractical Jokers

LOL !! 

I'm sure he would have been Pontius Pilate's best friend. 

Unfortunately yes, some A hole was lighting them off last night about 10:30.

Looks like I'm still a whippersnapper. 

Nope 

Drank lots of San Miguel beer in the Philippines .

Dare. Because someone's always going to dare you to kiss the goober sitting next to you. :(

Don't squat on your Spurs. 

That was Phillip Taylor Kramer, It wasn't 3 months It was 4 years later they found his body in the bottom of a ravine in Malibu still in his minivan, identified him by dental records, probable suicide it was ruled. 

I wouldn't be able to resist either. :)

I wouldn't buy, endorse or support anything that douchebag junior has to offer. 

In a gadda da vida. 

Way before my time

Hehehehe ! 

Oh yeah he still thinks she's sexy,  he's thinking oh goody goody now I get to give her the spanking that she deserves. :O

Sewing machine, dog house, typewriter, loudspeaker, frying pan, cocktail shaker, hair brush, fly swatter, milk carton, bird cage. 

A much better place

He wouldn't stop talking about himself. 

Gross!! 

Because it takes the living to bury the dead. 

You wish

LOL!! Best answer. :):):)

Not in the least. 

Life gives me lemons I do tequila shots. 

Well you know what they say the douchebag doesn't fall far from the tree. Donald Junior's effing idiot!!! 

Oopsy :)

LOL :):):)

I thought they were only called crisp in Britain had no clue that's what they were called in Australia, anyway here in America they're just chips . :)

I'm definitely going to eat a peanut butter sandwich in honor of your retirement. Congratulations  :)

Jill's feeling sad for Stacy because she knows Randy d is going to ramble on about himself through the whole project. :):)

Nothing surprises me that comes out of that nincompoop's mouth

Agree... Too bad someone didn't hang Trump. 

Oh come on after I slaved in a hot kitchen making that .  :(

Don't choke on the mayonnaise. 

What you Brits call "crisp"are properly called chips. 

Because he's a narcissist.

I would love to watch that show, It sounds hysterical. :):):)

I agree creampie would be too good for that nincompoop.. maybe someone should shove pineapples up his ass, That's exactly what they did to Hitler in the Adam Sandler movie Little Nicky.

Nope

Duh......They're stored in the neocortex of your brain.   

Not much anymore. 

That would be a negative.

Mathematics was not discovered, It was invented.

The fruit came first.

I'm all about recent cycling, I shipped all those photos off to the Charmin factory.  :)

I guess the obsession never sleeps

It's just the delusional rantings of a fat orange  nincompoop....... Sore loser!!! 

Maybe she's sleeping and won't see this question.

The amount of framed pictures he has of himself stuffed in his desk drawers.   :)