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Got a joke about Donald J Trump?

Two crows walk into a bar. One crow notices Trump then points it’s wing at him and says – caca - caca – caca. Cheers!

Posted - August 7
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  • 11100

    Question: Why does Trump ware makeup and expensive cologne?


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    Answer: Because he is ugly and he stinks.

     

    Cheers and happy weekend!

      August 9, 2024 8:11 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    In the attempted assassination,  one of the SS agents yelled "Mickey Mouse!" just before the shots were fired. When grilled about it by his superiors, he said, "I meant to say, 'Donald, duck!'".
      August 10, 2024 1:10 AM MDT
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  • 11100

    Knock Knock on Melania Trump’s bedroom door.

    Melania: Who’s there?

    Trump: Donald.

    Melania: Not tonight I still have a headache.

    Trump: But I almost died in a helicopter crash with Willie Brown. 

    Cheers and Happy Weekend!

      August 10, 2024 8:16 AM MDT
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  • 1953
    Yeah there's a party in Trump's mouth and Elon musk is coming. 
      August 10, 2024 5:53 PM MDT
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