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What's your best knock knock joke?

Posted - April 10, 2021
Tag : Knock knock

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  • 10511
    This s a knock knock joke that will be going around 2 or 3 years from now.

    Knock knock. 
    Who's there?
    Donald Trump.
    Donald Trump who?
    (the joke ends there because in 2 or 3 years Trump will be yesterdays news and nobody will know who he is)

    Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 8, 2022 1:41 AM MDT
      April 10, 2021 4:12 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Knock knock..

    Who's there?

    Owls-go

    Owls go who?

    That's right.
      April 10, 2021 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 7330
    Cute
      April 10, 2021 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    To.

    To who?

    No, it’s to whom!  I’m calling the grammar police on you!
      April 10, 2021 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 52931

      This is an OUTRAGE! I’m awakening Stu even as we speak!
    ~

      April 10, 2021 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 17398
    From kindergarten:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who.
    Orange you going to invite me in?
      April 10, 2021 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 488
    I actually never liked any knock knock jokes!!
      April 10, 2021 11:54 PM MDT
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  • 10042
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    You don't have to cry about it. 


      April 11, 2021 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 1919
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Europe

    Europe who?

    No you're a poo!!
      April 11, 2021 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 22904
    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Stairway to heaven by the

    Stairway to heaven by the who?

    No, it's by Led Zeppelin
      August 8, 2022 1:43 AM MDT
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