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Why would you hang out with Donald J Trump?

I would hang out with Trump if there was a zombie apocalypses because zombie’s always go after the fatties first. Cheers!

 

Posted - September 9, 2024
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  • 44802
    I wouldn't walk across the street to pee on his shadow.
      September 9, 2024 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 17319
    I would, however, drive across town to pee on his grave. I want to do that on Rupert's.
      September 10, 2024 5:16 PM MDT
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  • Is it worth standing in line for?
      September 10, 2024 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 17319
    In Rupert's case, definitely. Laurie Nichols was a friend of mine, he died of a broken heart. Murdered by Murdererdoch.
      September 10, 2024 6:58 PM MDT
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  • I wouldn't - not for any reason.

    By the way, don't zombies eat brains?  If you went after Trump, you'd starve to death. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 10, 2024 4:14 PM MDT
      September 10, 2024 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 12088

    Brains are the filet mignon to a zombie but they do eat other parts of a body. Trump will be like chewing whale blubber to a zombie so I will have lots of time to get away. Cheers!

      September 10, 2024 9:50 AM MDT
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  • See how much I know about Zombies.  I had no idea they liked other parts.
      September 10, 2024 1:34 PM MDT
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  • 12088

    Zombies can’t swim either. Trump probably can’t swim so that might be another reason to hang out with Trump – they will catch him on the shore and give me plenty of time to wade into deep water. Cheers!

      September 10, 2024 1:58 PM MDT
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  • I agree that Trump probably can't swim, but we all know that hot air and poop float.
      September 10, 2024 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 17319
    Hang him, definitely. Hang out with him, never in a million years. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 10, 2024 10:18 PM MDT
      September 10, 2024 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 1946
    Nope.. not even zombies to get me to hang out with that big orange buffoon.
      September 10, 2024 5:20 PM MDT
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