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Why would you hang out with Donald J Trump?

I would hang out with Trump if there was a zombie apocalypses because zombie’s always go after the fatties first. Cheers!

 

Posted - September 9
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  • 44512
    I wouldn't walk across the street to pee on his shadow.
      September 9, 2024 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 16581
    I would, however, drive across town to pee on his grave. I want to do that on Rupert's.
      September 10, 2024 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 10634
    Is it worth standing in line for?
      September 10, 2024 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 16581
    In Rupert's case, definitely. Laurie Nichols was a friend of mine, he died of a broken heart. Murdered by Murdererdoch.
      September 10, 2024 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 3374
    I wouldn't - not for any reason.

    By the way, don't zombies eat brains?  If you went after Trump, you'd starve to death. This post was edited by Spunky at September 10, 2024 4:14 PM MDT
      September 10, 2024 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 10911

    Brains are the filet mignon to a zombie but they do eat other parts of a body. Trump will be like chewing whale blubber to a zombie so I will have lots of time to get away. Cheers!

      September 10, 2024 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 3374
    See how much I know about Zombies.  I had no idea they liked other parts.
      September 10, 2024 1:34 PM MDT
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  • 10911

    Zombies can’t swim either. Trump probably can’t swim so that might be another reason to hang out with Trump – they will catch him on the shore and give me plenty of time to wade into deep water. Cheers!

      September 10, 2024 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 3374
    I agree that Trump probably can't swim, but we all know that hot air and poop float.
      September 10, 2024 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 16581
    Hang him, definitely. Hang out with him, never in a million years. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 10, 2024 10:18 PM MDT
      September 10, 2024 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    Nope.. not even zombies to get me to hang out with that big orange buffoon.
      September 10, 2024 5:20 PM MDT
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