(Humorous answers only, please.) Who is avoiding you, and why?

  Oh, really? Just give her my name, I’ll go meet with her and smooth everything out.
  Better yet, I’ll have her drop by the ol’ Randall Ranch instead and I’ll dazzle her with my “special treatment(s)”.

  You’ll never have to give her shenanigans another thought.  I have a lot of practice in this sort of thing. 

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