How closely do you identify with your fake online username? by Randy D

I am using my true, correct and legal name, so I'm disqualified.

My fake name IS me, and I am my fake name.

It's my evil twin who killed all those people, not I.

I'd answer, but my fake identity will just give a different answer.

I only use it here, where it's safe.

I accidentally signed a check with it last week.

My spouse thinks he/she is seeing someone behind my back.

I talk to my other identity, why shouldn't all of YOU?

I plan to leave everything to my fake identity in my will.

The voices, the voices! Arrrrrrgh, they never stop!

This straight jacket itches. But then again, YOU already know that.

My real self is the fake one; I'm truly my fake identity.

I'm only a legend in my own mind.

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