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Humorously speaking, what are some garments that should never be made of see-through material?

 

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Posted - August 19

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  • 3358
    Wind Pants
      August 20, 2026 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 54046

     

      Hey, wait!  Why do you have pants that wind up? And what happens when you wind them fully? Do they balloon? Do they festoon? Could you be marooned? Is there a troubleshooting remedy if the winding crank falls off? Imagine that, a defective crank. I’d be crestfallen. 
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      August 20, 2026 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 3358
    If you see them on a windy day you will get the picture. 
      August 20, 2026 4:34 PM MDT
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  • 17372
    Swimwear. Unless you're on a clothing optional beach.
      August 23, 2026 5:22 AM MDT
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  • 17862
    Striped prison garb.  Horrid thought of them being sheer.  
      September 4, 2026 8:28 PM MDT
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  • 54046

     

      Hey, wait! The Harem might look a bit spruced up by that idea!

    (Oops, that sort of damages my long-held claims that the place is neither punitive nor restrictive. Let me meet with the legal team and the public information office to arrange a spin story. Grrrrrrr.)

      

      September 5, 2026 3:57 PM MDT
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