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Hey, wait! Why do you have pants that wind up? And what happens when you wind them fully? Do they balloon? Do they festoon? Could you be marooned? Is there a troubleshooting remedy if the winding crank falls off? Imagine that, a defective crank. I’d be crestfallen.
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Hey, wait! The Harem might look a bit spruced up by that idea!
(Oops, that sort of damages my long-held claims that the place is neither punitive nor restrictive. Let me meet with the legal team and the public information office to arrange a spin story. Grrrrrrr.)
