Women: have you ever told lies about your eyebrows? by Randy D

1. What are you even talking about, Randy D?

2. That doesn't make sense; are you off your meds again?

3. I only lie when people ask if I know you.

4. No, Randy. Just no.

5. Of course.

6. I'm lying about them right now.

7. Who wants to know?

8. I plead the Fifth.

9. Wouldn't YOU like to know?

10. No one should be asking me about them. Ever.

11. Meh, it gets me free drinks.

12. Bored, are we?

13. Why can't you come up with a choice I can use?

14. You obviously haven't read the fine print in the restraining order.

15. How did you get out of the straight jacket again?

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