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Randy D

Humor, please. What’s a pretty good gauge as to whether or not a first date has gone well?

 

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Posted - February 10, 2021
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  • 10052
    Whether or not my dog bites him. 

      February 10, 2021 9:11 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Note to self: get rabies shot before dropping by . . .
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      February 10, 2021 10:25 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Note to self: get another dog. 
      February 11, 2021 9:07 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Further note to self: get double dosage rabies shot.  Heck, for that matter, get the booster shot too . . .

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      February 11, 2021 10:12 PM MST
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  • 17614
    A good-night phone call when he gets home.  On my first date with my husband he called when he got home to say good night.  I thought to myself, I'm going to marry this guy.
      February 10, 2021 9:28 PM MST
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  • 16826
    You trying to get out of her deadlocked apartment at three in the morning, while she screams "but I thought you loved me!"
      February 12, 2021 1:10 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Wait, she sounds familiar . . . 


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      February 12, 2021 7:36 AM MST
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  • 16826
    The first clue was her obsessive muttering at dinner as she ripped up the table napkins. You should have noticed they were linen.
      February 12, 2021 4:37 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      You know, you’re right. I seem to remember something she said during dinner . . .


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      February 12, 2021 6:55 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Best answer by a mile!
      February 12, 2021 3:17 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

     ((Er, um, you’re supposed to be on my side. It’s all in the agreement, just look at the third booklet, pages 7 through 8, chapter VII, sub paragraph 11, lines b15 and b16.))
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      February 12, 2021 6:50 PM MST
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  • 10052
    See, you don't know me at all. I hate taking sides. It actually seems to annoy many people that I don't immediately agree with them that ________ is a terrible (mother/father/wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/brother/sister/friend/son/daughter - PERSON) because of something they said or did. 

    You've still got a LOT of work to do, Agent D. 
      February 13, 2021 8:51 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I need you to immediately agree with me that I’m a wonderful man, carpenter, athlete, jogger, comic, cartoonist, scholar, grammarian, linguist, Spanish speaker, writer, author, thinker, philosopher, lover, gigolo, haremist, masseur, etc.




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      February 13, 2021 9:22 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Hahaha!

    I would agree on the points I can attest to; somewhere in the 4-6 range. 


      February 13, 2021 9:44 AM MST
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  • 53524

    That’s on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest, right?

    (Hold on, where’s Ego/Imagination Man when I need him?)


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      February 13, 2021 9:46 AM MST
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  • 10052
    No, no, no! 

    4-6 points that I could attest to you being quite good at. (comic, writer, grammarian, linguist - I'll give you those for sure). 

    It's okay, ego man. You're fine. 

     
      February 13, 2021 9:55 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      So you’re saying I’d have to drop by your place so that you can evaluate me on the most important ones, right?

    . . . lover, gigolo, haremist, masseur, etc.


    I‘ll be right there. (Cough, cough.)

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      February 13, 2021 10:12 AM MST
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  • 10052
    I always liked those metal rulers with a strip of cork on the back. Such clean lines. 

    I think I'm going to have to get one. 


      February 13, 2021 6:21 PM MST
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  • 13395
    When her father comes out onto the porch to see what's taking us so long with our good nights and accidentally steps on my back.
      February 13, 2021 10:03 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I have to log off and go to the emergency room.   I think I busted my spleen laughing at this one. 

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      February 13, 2021 10:06 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Oops..  sorry! Thanx for AP.
      February 13, 2021 10:08 AM MST
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