"The guy has 32 cats in the house and he expects me to feed them and clean their litter boxes while he hides in his man cave spending all his time on Answermug".
Therapist: “Only 32 cats? You need to get up off of my couch, go crawling back to him in your hands and knees, beg his forgiveness for disparaging him, then grovel and snivel to convince him to take you back! Grrrrrrr.”