[And the best part is that it’s neither located in a basement nor a sub-basement!]
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Not really. Now is the perfect time to visit Minneapolis! Summer ended Wednesday. Yesterday was in-between. Now it‘s nice and cold and windy and rainy, almost like that room in your sub-basement!
Enjoy your trip!
(((((Shhhh! Be quiet, you. I’m trying my best to come up with new angles here, and you’re not helping by piping in! Aren’t there any safes that need cracking or second story windows you could be climbing into or piggy banks you could be smashing? Grrrrrrrr.)))))
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I know, right? Time off for you must be your usual cell down at the county detention center. (I’m so happy, folks.)
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A more accurate mugshot:
(Grrrrrrrr.)
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Grrrrrrrrr. That’s exactly why I changed it.
Nothing that makes you happy should ever take place.
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Wait! We have ice here too! Lots of it.
Now that that’s settled, shall I pick you up at the San Diego airport, or will you just Uber in?
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But wait, you’ll love it here! Besides, this is where I live, which means you’ll get to see me every day!
((((Hold on a second, babe. This is my tilde broker calling, I have to take it.))))
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