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How do you stop a porch thief?

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Posted - December 19, 2018


  • 23479
    Very cool. I would box up some dog crap and put it on the porch.
      December 19, 2018 12:54 PM MST

  • "P.O. Box"

      December 19, 2018 1:03 PM MST

  • 37313
    Oh yeah.  I really am glad.

    I didn't watch.  I had a bike stolen with a locked gate and there was nothing I could do to stop a thief.  They can jump my fence.  I am not home a lot.  So, I learned not to leave anything of value ON my porch.

    There is nothing coming to me by mail that anyone else would want.  I don't get money in the mail.
      December 19, 2018 1:12 PM MST

  • 22275
    dont keep stuff on your porch that you dont want stolen
      December 19, 2018 1:27 PM MST

  • 7190
    OMG That is awesome. 
      December 19, 2018 2:45 PM MST

  • 10428
    Excelent vid....he should use a permanent dye though...and a stench that takes months to fade away....  
      December 19, 2018 7:59 PM MST

  • 4426
    Live in a house without a porch.
      December 19, 2018 8:04 PM MST

  • Okay, but what do you do with your security system if you're a Redneck?

    "You might be a Redneck if when your porch collapses it kills a minimum of six dogs ... Jeff Foxworthy
      December 20, 2018 12:01 AM MST

  • 4426
      December 20, 2018 1:39 AM MST

  • house your pet cheetah on the porch
      December 19, 2018 8:55 PM MST

  • 150
      December 20, 2018 12:35 PM MST

  • 14510
    I was so gonna post that video here when I saw your question. Lol
    I want one but it is not even what he is selling.
      December 25, 2018 2:41 PM MST

  • 5850
    Best way: sell your Porch and buy a BMW.
      December 25, 2018 4:58 PM MST

  • 1642
    There have been instances in Britain of goods left by couriers on front door-steps when unable to raise an answer, being stolen.

    Unfortunately a lot of deliveries now are by such companies, and they have no, or only weak, methods for holding parcels not directly deliverable to private homes. Most such firms were established for business customers, so their sorting-offices can be few and far between.

    If you use Royal Mail, the parcel would normally be taken back to the local sorting-office, with a card left giving the telephone-number and web address for you to re-arrange re-delivery or you to collect from Post office or sorting-office; on production of identity. It is a secure system, and in my experience, it works well.

    Some shops now belong to a network by which courier deliveries are to it for your collection - for a fee added to the original sale and delivery cost.
      December 26, 2018 3:57 PM MST

  • 3687
    Block watches. I might be trailer trash but a porch thief wouldn't last/operate long in my hood. Cheers an Happy New Year!
      December 26, 2018 5:01 PM MST

  • 1642
    You are not "trash" for living in a trailer, but it's good that you all look out for each other.

    Happy New Year!
      December 26, 2018 5:25 PM MST