Some people say there’s no such thing as a “bad sandwich”. Are they wrong?

I second that emotion.

  Hold on, I’ll have your PB&J ready in a minute or two. How much mayo would you like on it?
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Just a schmear This post was edited by Element 99 at July 14, 2019 10:00 PM MDT

  Aren’t those the ingredients of Vegemite?

Haha! :D

I should have added Vegemite to the mix for that bad sandwich.

Wait...you don't like Vegemite. Your Aussie citizenship will be revoked...

Colourful ham! Yee-uck! Just the thought makes me want to puke.
Did the navy want to poison its sailors?

Sounds like convict rations for early white Australians on their forced voyages in the bowels of sailing vessels.

It's kind of a myth that Aussies love Vegemite -
like Sydney and Melbourne are full of kangaroos hopping down the main street,
or every bloke is just like Crocodile Dundee.
It was selling so badly that an American company, Kraft, in 1935.
You see it in tiny little packages supplied at hotels for breakfast because tourists expect it.

  

Sounds like some Navy chow on my first ship. Plus the rainbow ham.