After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.... moreSHOPPING WITH THE WIFE... AN EVERYDAY THING...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Myer's.
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official v... less
I didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final... moreI didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final version.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Packages~
Seems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what ... moreSeems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what Jack. But Trump seemed to do something laughable every day like when he altered a weather map with his black marker. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday President Biden attended a Gridiron Club dinner by video chat. One of the things he said was - I really wanted to be with you tonight but... moreYesterday President Biden attended a Gridiron Club dinner by video chat. One of the things he said was - I really wanted to be with you tonight but the truth is I just couldn’t find a seven hour and 37 minute gap in my schedule. It was a burn at the seven hour and 37 minute gap in Trumps WH phone logs. Cheers!
Last Spring I asked that AM members refrain from posting things that could make me blush because it could put me in deadly danger. When I blush my face turns a bright red... moreLast Spring I asked that AM members refrain from posting things that could make me blush because it could put me in deadly danger. When I blush my face turns a bright red and if I go outside on a Spring day with a bright red face a bear might mistake me for a Huckale berry and try to eat me. I have been seeing a mama bear and her 2 cubs lately and they are pretty healthy looking for this time of year. Cheers and happy weekend
I just stole this one from SW. What is the difference between Bird flu and Swine flu? With bird flue you need tweetment but with Swine flu you need oinkment. Cheers!
I do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up im... moreI do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up immediately. And that could put Trump in the poor house and he might have to start living in his car (Car-a- Logo). Stole that joke from Stephen Colbert. Cheers!
