Mourners are encouraged to pick one or more of many:
The Anti-Avocado Alliance
Mayo Must Go Go-Fund-Me
Vigilantes Against Vegemite
CCC (Coffee Cannot Continue)
Grammer Kopz Mimoriall Funde
RORRR (Restraining Orders Really Ruin Relationships)
Death Gratuity paid to Jane S in spite of all her years of resistance and rejection
Sub-Basement Legal Defense Collaborative
The Randall D Randolph Memorial Scholarship Initiative (stipends for burgeoning ladies men to start their first mini-harems and to be educated in the fine arts of the trade)
The Coalition to Stop Livvie the Eivvil One, aka Queenpin of Crime and Arch Nemesis of Our Dearly Departed Randy D
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