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Why do people encourage demons to exercise? Won't that make them stronger?

Posted - January 29, 2017

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  • 5614
    Exorcise, not to be confused.
      January 29, 2017 8:18 PM MST
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  • Both are done from a position of confusion.
      January 30, 2017 9:03 AM MST
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  • 5808
    best not to encourage them at all...
      January 29, 2017 8:20 PM MST
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  • 7683
    LOL have you seen a demon Baba?))
      January 29, 2017 8:29 PM MST
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  • 5808
    only my own long ago...
      January 30, 2017 8:59 AM MST
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  • 7683
    Is it exercise or exorcise as O-uknow pointed out,Whistle?
      January 29, 2017 8:30 PM MST
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  • Either. Both.
      January 30, 2017 9:02 AM MST
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  • Are u an Indian?
      January 29, 2017 9:14 PM MST
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  • Not relevant.
      January 30, 2017 9:02 AM MST
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  • It's a fine question and all those people who thought you meant "exorcise" really haven't studied Demonology 101.

    Whistle, ya gotta realise that demons are not like people. We're made of flesh and bone and blood and tissue and stuff, but demons are made of ectoplasm. It's not a very substantial medium and if we can get the demos to exercise they start to build human muscle. The muscles quickly grow too strong for the ectoplasm contain and they tear it apart.

    The result for the demon is catastrophic. 

    Did you ever blow up a balloon and release it without tying off the end? That's what happens to the poor old demon. Blurrrrrttt... They just zip around the room in ever-diminishing circles until they disappear up their own fundament. 


    And for those Muggers who used to inhabit Blurtit here's how Hippy's ex ended up. (I must say the climate has done wonders for her complexion.)
      January 29, 2017 9:50 PM MST
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  • God's blood that is well answered!
      January 30, 2017 9:02 AM MST
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  • Thanks, Whistle. I'm something of an expert on demons. I'm married. 
      January 30, 2017 1:58 PM MST
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