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Is it a sin to fiddle with your private parts in church?

Posted - March 29, 2017

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  • 6126
    I'm not Christian so churches don't hold any special meaning to me. But, I believe it is if you are staring at any one in particular while you are choking your chicken.  Otherwise, I dunno. 
      March 29, 2017 3:15 PM MDT
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  • 26
    Yeah, thoughts about fornication. They say that`s a sin. Don`t they?
      March 29, 2017 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    eh, I'm a dog.  What do I know.  If you say so. ;-)
      March 29, 2017 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 26
    What can I say to that except `woof!` LOL!
      March 29, 2017 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 44275
    Who are "they"?
      March 29, 2017 4:06 PM MDT
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  • 26
    The church people. You know, priests, vicars, that sort of thing.
      March 29, 2017 4:24 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hi Killcrazy~ If you believe we are all made in God's image and you are sitting in church, worshiping him, I don't see a problem with it at all.   If you aren't using those private parts to fornicate at that specific moment and it feels good, I would think he would feel good too.  
      March 29, 2017 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 26
    If God really exists, I can`t imagine he made me in his own image. LOL!
      March 29, 2017 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Killcrazy, ya never know!!  If that is you in your picture, I don't think he would be let down.  Since we don't know what God looks like or what gender if any gender God is, we can only speculate.  I do think it would be just fine if gave a little tickle to your wiggle in church if you felt the desire.  What a great way to pass the time, hu?

      March 29, 2017 3:40 PM MDT
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  • 26
    My avatar is not me. It`s Jake Wood. The actor who played the psycho character `Killcrazy` in Red Dwarf (my all-time favourite TV series ever). Hard to imagine him believing in God. LOL!
      March 29, 2017 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Big giggles back !  True!!  If wanted to play with his private parts at church, I think nobody would say a word... I think they would pray he was satisfied.  :) :)
      March 29, 2017 4:06 PM MDT
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  • 26
    LOL!
      March 29, 2017 4:16 PM MDT
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  • 44275
    I would rather play with someone else's. A woman of course.
      March 29, 2017 4:09 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    There are plenty of pastors that have done it so, why not you too?
      March 29, 2017 4:16 PM MDT
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  • 7775
    So, would you smack my hand away if I even tried to "comfort" you?
      March 29, 2017 4:18 PM MDT
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  • 7775
    I wasn't exactly expecting that answer. OH BOY!!!
      March 29, 2017 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Much better to fiddle with your Beau or even Charlotte Church if your feeling Lucky.....Just make sure you ask her first for a " No Strings Encounter" .....hehe. :)p
      March 29, 2017 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I know......but don't let on as I don't want  it infamy ...:)
      March 29, 2017 4:27 PM MDT
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  • How we doing? Any converts today?
    Not a one, nay, nay, nay
    We've flattened their fingers
    We branded their buns
    Nothing is working........
    Send in the Nuns!!!

     

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      March 29, 2017 4:18 PM MDT
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  • 6126
      March 29, 2017 4:32 PM MDT
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  • You do it.  You know you do it.  We all do it.  We love to do it. You do it. You wanna do it.  I do it and I love to do it.  Don't tell me you don't want to do it.  I just did it and I'm ready to do it again. Don't tell me you don't do it.
      March 30, 2017 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Your Majesty!
    I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
      March 30, 2017 5:15 AM MDT
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  • You don't put out, he don't get out.
      March 30, 2017 5:24 AM MDT
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  • 6126
     
      March 30, 2017 5:26 AM MDT
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