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Do you have a condom?

Posted - April 16, 2017
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  • 17261
    Now, what would i need a condom for?
      April 16, 2017 11:57 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Precisely. How dare anyone even ask you such a thing? Apparently your Sapphicity is still transparent.
      April 17, 2017 4:27 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Ikr. Sighs.
      April 17, 2017 4:29 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    I must write a poem about the goodness that embraces you.

    Dionysus and his donkeys are always trying to taint the name of the SapphicHeart.

    I shall ask of Hestia to open their eyes to goodness and to remember Aphrodite is sweet but "Hestia comes first".

    Give a little time and a little wine and I'll try to tap into the mind of Sappho and resurrect the poet.
      April 17, 2017 5:10 AM MDT
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  • 17261

    Haha. Great, did you find inspiration in some of the poetry written by Sappho?


    Love is a cunning weaver     of
    fantasies and fables.

    Sappho

      April 17, 2017 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    I haven't yet. I shall take a fragmented poem and complete it using an 80s Madonna Song.
      April 19, 2017 2:35 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Haha. Very good, might do you well. ;-)
      April 19, 2017 3:04 AM MDT
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  • La-lala-lala-dodedo-laladedo- nice weather where having, hey.
      April 17, 2017 5:10 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    Well, you COULD use it as a dam with a slight modification. 
      April 21, 2017 1:15 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Could use it as a balloon too, doesn't make me want to, though.
      April 21, 2017 1:19 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    No.. wanna try bubble gum?
      April 17, 2017 2:35 AM MDT
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  • 16304
    Yuck, this gum tastes like rubber! Amazing bubbles, though.
      April 17, 2017 7:17 AM MDT
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  •   April 17, 2017 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    Nah, I can't ever get it to stay on the tip. 
      April 21, 2017 1:17 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    I really hate to risk sounding silly; but How can I tell if I have a condom?
      April 17, 2017 4:31 AM MDT
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  • To start with... If you're sexually active, have multiple partners and don't want kids or AIDS.


      April 17, 2017 9:36 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Ruled me out with part A.
      April 19, 2017 2:36 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    A blood test might help, then some antibiotics if it's positive. 
      April 21, 2017 1:18 AM MDT
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  • 1268

    Maybe I isread but I'm confused. how would that help me be sexually active?

     I simply choose to not have sex...
      April 21, 2017 11:16 PM MDT
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  • 17261
      April 17, 2017 9:52 AM MDT
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