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nobodylair.37

what is the best way to insult someone deliberately?

cause I always seem to do it by accident and that kind of takes the fun out of it for me, hmmm...

Posted - May 5, 2017
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  • It's hard to say.  It's  a case by case thing and needs a feel for the moment.  Practice makes perfect.
      May 5, 2017 1:14 AM MDT
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  • 745
    $h*t answer, you get no points, and the points do matter, now f**k off. 


      May 5, 2017 1:19 AM MDT
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  • That's a start, but you better not give up your street corner just yet.
      May 5, 2017 1:25 AM MDT
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  • Meh ....  I can teach you cos I have no tact.... Taked? they all jerks ... Yes! 

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9P-2jPpeRY
      May 5, 2017 1:18 AM MDT
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  • 745
    lol well, if you have a really nice voice you might as well invest in writing songs like this..

    this also came to mind..

      May 5, 2017 1:26 AM MDT
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  • yeassssss of flack it all. :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwsK36BzcY
      May 5, 2017 1:30 AM MDT
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  • 745
    haha, I think this goes a little beyond and insult.. but gets extra points for featuring Daryl Hannah..
      May 5, 2017 1:43 AM MDT
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  • :) I think I like you cos you get my humour ... ;p 
      May 5, 2017 1:50 AM MDT
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  • 745
    that's enough cook top cleaner for today, Jaimie.. 

    oh, and thanks! :)
      May 5, 2017 1:59 AM MDT
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  • Dammit!!! I was just about ready do weird stuff with stove top cleaner  :/  lol no really but I can fake that is true :)
      May 5, 2017 2:07 AM MDT
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  • 745
    oh, your sense of humor can be weird, too? I had no idea, I'm so shocked!!!! 


    :)
      May 5, 2017 2:16 AM MDT
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  • The sarcasm is wrong with you ... ;)
      May 5, 2017 2:27 AM MDT
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  • 745
    so we can both drink chemicals in the middle of the night for the hell of it? 


    sure, sounds like my kinda' crazy, too.. :D This post was edited by nobodylair.37 at May 5, 2017 2:46 AM MDT
      May 5, 2017 2:35 AM MDT
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  • Abso..Faaaking... lootly :)
      May 5, 2017 2:43 AM MDT
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  • 16268
    http://uproxx.com/tv/stephen-colbert-donald-trump-honest-vladamir-putin-cock-holster/
      May 5, 2017 3:25 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    I love the line, 'one gets the sense that he is losing his patience with the president..' - oh and Presidunce and Pricktator -  my smile for the day thank you for that link :) This post was edited by Adaydreambeliever at May 5, 2017 3:57 AM MDT
      May 5, 2017 3:53 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    Oh god Nobody... you and I must be twins separated at birth :P Cos I seem to really get up people's noses here and I don't even intend to... I think it's a slight language cultural issue in that things that are tame here are not so there and vice versa... but it's frustrating and, as you say, not fun.. I will go read the other responses to see if I can pick up some tips
      May 5, 2017 3:49 AM MDT
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  • 17429
    Trump calling Rubio Little Marco was the best one I've heard in a while.  It would have been even better if he had been able to pat Little Marco on top of the head as he said it.  I don't dislike Rubio but this instance of insult was funny.
      May 5, 2017 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    British humor frequently is of the "put down" type  Read such for a basic approach, and then practice, practice, practice.  Sarcasm is a useful attribute to have as well.
      May 5, 2017 2:46 PM MDT
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  • 16268
    American "humor" consists entirely of putdowns and pratfalls, satire is the epitome of all of it. British humour is more subtle - sexual innuendo, double entendres and sheer surrealism. Monty Python. Are You Being Served? The Two Ronnies. 'Allo 'Allo. Not a putdown anywhere, just gut-busting laughter.
      May 5, 2017 8:03 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I wasn't clear---I'm talking about the individual British people I am familiar with.
      May 6, 2017 9:54 AM MDT
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