What's on your mind today dear? (Don't worry. I won't tell a soul. It will be our little secret). ;-)

I think you're gonna have to work an extra shift this week... I need an extra pony for bribes. 

Oh no, what did I start? LoL!
So now I can't tell secrets to any other female Answermuggers?

Dude, it's the internet.  You don't even know if we're really female.  ;-)

LOL :) yeah! We could be creepy guy with scary voice who is obsessed  with Asian woman... :)

Lol.... don't think Truth had the pleasure of hearing the voice of our resident creepy uncle who lives in his mom's basement.

Probably not :) guys get to have the pleasure of not notice that crap.... all us woman on HIGH ALERT! :)

Who's he?

LMFAO!

I thought that you were a gay man at first remember and Sharona thought I was  single mom and luckily someone mentioned that Harry is a woman.
Now are you trying to tell me that you're all men?

Sure you can .. but you better be prepared TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!!!

Really so now that we are fake engaged you will keep my secrets?
Cool. : )

Take Harry's advice!!! Don't tell me any secrets unless you are prepared to buy my silence  with lots of ponies and pizza!! I never shut up so..... ;)

Ok.
Good to know honey, LoL!
Is that too far?

Is that what you call your secret teller girlfriend too???!!! ;p

I told her stuff before we were ever engaged and it was her who wanted to know.
She is a friend ok.
I'm so, so sorry that I upset you.
Can you look at me please honey?
You mean everything to me and I will never betray your trust.
I never wanted to hurt you.

Ohh yeah ... right sure ..." A friend" and you are going to " work" now :(  you think I don't see what is going on here??? also pick me up a bagel and coffee on way home tommorow.... 

Aww...I'm not that kind of guy,
I only want you sweetie and when I get home in the middle of the night tonight I'm gonna prove it to you over and over again so you better get some rest honey. ; )

Are you going to do that to her after, or before, my massage (and cookies. don't forget the cookies).

Shhhh....
Oops!!
Umm, I was just kidding about the massage, I guess? LoL!
I just got engaged, like 40 minutes ago so I guess I can't do the cookie massage?
Sorry. : (

I'm deeply wounded.  

Aww...Ok, maybe just a massage.
I could massage you and my fiancée together.
That's innocent right?

BACK OFF, HARRY! :)

But I thought we buried the hatchet and share all our toys now. ;-)

Share???? You mean when you stole Lenny kravitz from me??? That is not SHARING.... NO! ;)