Almost all the intelligent folks have been driven from dumb city d.c.making more room for dumbs to replace them. Are you a very dumb dumb?

If you really are a really dumb dumb and not pretending dumb your future success is assured. You will have a lifetime job in dumb city d.c. providing you stay as dumb as you are now and always make sure to be a great butt-kisser. That's it! The ONLY TWO REQUIREMENTS. Be a certified real dumb dumb and butt kiss 24-7. What could be easier than that? What kind of idiot dumb dumb could possibly screw that up?