Because to a man, woman, girly man and manly woman
THEY ALL RIDICULE SCIENCE AND FACT UNILATERALLY COMPLETELY ABSOLUTELY FOREVERLY POSITIVELY
Make fun of those who worry about it since to them it is all a fakehoax designed by democrats to hurt the dumb of don. Everything is always designed to hurt the dumb of don. Nothing stands on its own alone and absolute. The dumb of don is central to and the entire raison e'tre of American life....possibly even UNIVERSAL LIFE. Get it?
Aren't we way lucky we have them to set us straight? You betchum red ryder. you betchum.
