All the idiot man who says he knows everything plays dumb (he doesn't have to play hard at all since he IS dumb) and feigns ignorance.
The HOAX says he has not heard anything about anyone who needs to have a test who can't get a test.
With a straight face all sincere and earnest like. WHO ME? YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
So the HOAX is the ONLY AMERICAN who has NOT heard about that. He lives in a cave with earplugs/blindfolds 24/7. He knows nothing he speaks nothing he hears nothing. Nothing is his brand. He is full of it 24/7. Head to toe. NOTHING.
