In your alternate reality world everyone who wants to get tested can get tested
There is NO SHORTAGE of PPE or ventilators or hospitals beds or healthy health care workers
All is divine and fine and sublime. Nothing to see here folks. Don't worry your pretty little heads. That thingy y'all insisted was a hoax is still a hoax. Remember what your fearless leader said long ago. "Don't believe what you see or hear because that is not what is happening". "Nuff said. End of story. Move on with your lives. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Good morning starshine. It's not easy being green! :)
