The middle name of TRUMP will be in caps on all birth certificate or they will be invalid.
John TRUMP Jones
June TRUMP Smith
Billy TRUMP Goat
Jack TRUMP A**
Bootsy TRUMP Porter
And so on and so on and so on. it will be a requirement of all new citizens to take the name of TRUMP. That is of course unless the white house entertainer closes all borders or all time and there no longer is any immigration allowed.
Soon he will order all existing citizens to add his name to theirs. By order of the king. There will be an or else but he hasn't figgered out what that will be quite yet. When he does he will let you know.
