A sure thing. Invest in death and you cannot go wrong. Everyone dies. Why not make money off it? Greed is good. GAG adores it. Don't you?

Headstones and mausoleums and burial plots and blowing the ashes off the bow of a ship in foreign lands. Death rocks. Death rolls. Death rules. Feature it and focus on it and you too will have everything you have ever wanted.

Happy trails. Good sailing. Avast.