I wonder why Pumpkina** hasn't forced Melania to become another one of his bottle blond bimbos? Like his super bimbo press secretary?

I wonder if GAG test drives his bimbos on a "casting couch" before he puts them on the payroll. You know like the bigtime producers and directors in the olden days? Anyone who would work for him will do anything say anything be anything. It could happen. He certainly is NOT a moral man with integrity.