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Who is the funniest COMEDIAN in your opinion? Why? I think it's Pumpkina**! Ya know why?

Take a step back. The stereotype of the ANGRY CRANKY OLD MAN who shouts "Get off my lawn you dam* kids"? That's Pumpkina** to a T every minute of every day! He is yelling at someone about something as he comes apart at the seams. His schitck. His MO. His routine.

GOOGLE "TRUMP ATTACKS" and see the bazillion things that come up. TRUMP ATTACKS TRUMP ATTACKS TRUMP ATTACKS TRUMP ATTACKS! That is his entire life..his raison d'etre... why he is here. If he couldn't attack every day he'd just get fatter and fatter and quieter and quieter. It's better than VIAGRA. It jins him up and juices him up and fuels him. It's also great for his gaggle. They live to see him in battle attacking insulting attacking insulting attacking insulting.

Who's on first? I dunno's on second. Abbott & Costello's favorite routine. Well Pumpkina** has a googoleplex of favorite routines all beginning with attacks. Enjoy the show. Got some popcorn?

Posted - May 5, 2020

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