Well of course da big cheese gubment is going to begin an investigation into all the hospitals and governors. Da big cheese doesn't believe those fake phony numbers for a minit. That's why no mourning from him. IT NEVER HAPPENED! That's why no masks for him. Do you think he'd be that dumb?
No extent to what the DEEP STATE will do to get rid of da big cheese. We're lucky he is so dam* smart.
So rejoice one and all. No one died. Another hoax. Faux news. There was never anything to shut down for. OPEN WIDE.
Everyone back to work as usual. Peace will reign in da big cheeseland. What da big cheese said early was true.
Only 15 Americans had it... all got well and NO ONE DIED. With April's warmth the disease that never existed in the first place MAGICALLY disappeared! Don't worry your pretty little heads. You are in very good hands.
