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Da big cheese valet who served him his meals and probably touched hm a lot is COVID 19 positive! Da big cheese is FURIOUS! WHY?

Because his staff didn't protect him from the DANGER of being serviced by an infected person.

But here's the thing. Da big cheese won't get the infection. He is immune from everything. Any disease. Aging. Dying.

SAY WHAT?

I'm not kidding I guess you don't know that long ago da big cheese made a pact with the devil. He'd  SELL the devil his soul in exchange for being president. But da big cheese outsmarted the devil. Da big cheese HAS NO SOUL to give so he tricked Satan and will live forever and never die. He will outlive the entire homo sap species and then go on to another planet where he will do the dirty all over again. For eternity! Didja know how very clever da big cheese had to be to pull that off? Stay tuned. Watch and learn. He has only just begun.

Posted - May 8, 2020

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