Da big cheese is the WHITE HOUSE COBBLER and everyone inside has been going BAREFOOT! Figgers doesn't it?

Da big cheese doesn't have a clue HOW TO COBBLE A SHOE!

He took on the job as President and it is evident he doesn't have a clue how to do it. Not even after almost 4 years of it! HE IS UNTEACHABLE AND NEVER WILL BE.

What you get when you don't get truth in advertising.