GREAT NEWS PHOLKES! We are on track to reached 100,000 virus deaths by June 1! Headcheese LOVES BIG NUMBERS. Is that big enough for him?

With luck by July 1 that number will have doubled. With the best luck all the premature opener states will get their surges SIMULTANEOUSLY and back up we go shooting straight up to the stratosphere. Let any other country try to match the big huge enormous gigantic behemoth number.