Monumental INCOMPETENCE is the most dependable thing there is. In a way it is the MOST COMEPTENT measure there is. Of what?

Aye! There's the rub. OF WHAT? Well lads and lassies that you will have to determine for yourselves.

We cannot constantly spoon-feed you. You have to take the spoon and feed yourselves. What you feed on is also up to you. Do fine dine or feed on dreck because your tastebuds have gone to heck?