He showed up. Read what was scripted for him on the teleprompter. Turned around and walked out taking no questions.
A winning strategy rolling forward. He gets into a bigly amount of trouble when he wings it. EVERY SINGLE TIME he goes off script he digs himself deeper into the doodoo. Let's see if he keeps on keeping on.
SHOW UP
READ THE TELEPROMPTER WORD FOR WORD no adlibs
TURN AROUND AND WALK OUT
ANSWER NO QUESTIONS
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