Bring along a loaded weapon. Come one come all. It will be a party and y'all will party hearty.
Make sure you have enough ammunition. Don't wanna run out ya know when the fun begins.
OMG. OMG. OMG. Y'all and your dam* weapons! Take 'em everywhere? Do you take them to bed when you are making whoopee? That must be fun to make whoopee with a gun!
What about to church? Of course you always carry them there.
At the dinner table everyone wearing a rifle over the shoulder JUST IN CASE?
Anyplace a loaded weapon isn't with you? In the shower too? AT the beach? Bowling?
Playing the piano? AT THE COMPUTER? This is your life and you LOVE it? Sad that.
