They're both old fat amoral and have more than a few screws loose. A marriage made in heaven than which there will never any whicher ever.
They round each other early enough that the pair bound together forever will make a mark on history.
Melania is pretty but how does her brain work?
It is fate that donjohnchump and liddlebillybarrroycohn are a couple. FATE is what brought them together. Nothing will put them asunder. Hand in hand they lurch and stumble into the sunset. FADE TO BLACK.