I can't really share them explicitly with you since they are so very awfully naughty. But I should them to the screen every time I rush to MUTE him because listening to him makes want to BARF which I surely will one day if the mute stops working.
It makes feel better. It can't hurt. What could it hurt. OK well hey here's a taste.
Shut up --------
Drop dead (figuratively of course... not literally..I want him alive to end up in prison not dead in the ground or cremated. Too easy a way for him to get out of paying for his corruption)
Go to ----.