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For you normal sane logical bakers. You want cake. You prepare the batter and put it in the oven to bake. Then?

You are so hungry and desperate for the cake you can't wait the hour it should be baked so you pull it out of the oven in 20 minutes and eat it with a spoon because OBVIOUSLY it isn't "done".

How delicious it is though soupy.  Cake Batter Soup!  It fills your belly. Then you throw up and have the dry heaves for days. All because you couldn't wait for it to bake its proper time. It wouldn't bake faster just because you demanded it do so. It took its own sweet time and you just forced it out before it was ready to be born and it was far from fully formed but you soup spooned it anyway which ensured its failure and your misery.

How smart is THAT? We are gonna find out apparently allegedly. Only instead of throwing up and having dry heaves maybe you will die because the vaccine wasn't fully "baked" by months or years it should have taken to do it PROPERLY. What the he**! Why not Russian Roulette it?

Posted - August 4, 2020

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