We do KNOW this to be true. The panicky pandemic pumpkina** is a national treasure trove of FACTOIDS! 20,000 and counting. His goal?

To reach the golden 100,000 before his day in the sun is done in D.C. He has to work real fast, accelereate at a geometic rate and speed it up bigly hugey constantly nowly.

His goal in life before he dies?

To reach that sine qua non...ONE MILLION FACTOIDS which he will reach by hook or by crook on his deathbed.

Or else he will die trying.