I can turn invisible. All I have to do is cover my eyes and presto… I’m invisible. I can’t see you so you can’t see me.
Trump says he can make the virus disappear. All we have to do is stop testing and presto… no more cases. No cases, no virus. (Gee… I wonder why no one ever thought of this before?)
Using that same logic, we can prevent unwanted pregnancies. Just don’t use a pregnancy test. If you don’t know you’re pregnant then you can’t be pregnant. (Wow, they should teach this in sex-ed)
Is the news getting you depressed? Don’t watch/listen to it. If you don’t see/hear it then it can’t have happened. (Wait until Fox News learns this!)