Inundate it with gasoline and throw matches then sit back and watch the conflagration and BLAME the state for the incineration. He do dat ting all da time. He do. He be doo doo..
According to him, he would have gone there yesterday, but it wasn’t that important so he’ll go Saturday. It’ll still be there. (Translation – not enough fan fare. His ego fest is more important that the people he’s supposed to be leading.)