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Ya know how some churches REQUIRE YOU to tithe a certain percent of your income to the church each year? Guess what dipstick plans to do?

The very same thing. You will tithe to him personally each year a certain percent of your income. Mandated and mandatory if you are to remain in his "good" standing. If you refuse he will sic the IRS on you and sue you. What percent will that be? As much as he can get natcherly. It will be rising each year so mebbe he will start off very low with say 33-1/3 the first year and each year thereafter hike it up.

It will be an automatic debit to your account so you needn't ever worry that you will fail to deliver it unto him.

He has many more surprising things in store for you. How exciting! Like a box of chocolates right? Each one is more delightful than the prior one!

Posted - August 29, 2020

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