Have him travel with one dozen overly made up with makeup HOT BABES like kimmie guilfoyl ivanka kushner melania dipstick (she's old but she'll do in a pinch) and have them do a STRIPTEASE down to pasties and a gstring. Not forgetting the dames in the audience. Have a dozen beefy hunks do a male version of a strip tease too. That way everyone is delighted to be there and well "stirred up" for the arrival of the big cheese top banana...dipstick. A traveling carnival show. Not been done before. Probably unless y'all know something I don't.
I GUARANTEE attendance will be off the charts and he can brag about that.
Wouldn't you love to see a striptease too? Males and female represented equally.
They could do it to "A pretty girl is like a melody that haunts you night and day" and "give me some men who are stouthearted men who will fight for the rights they adore"
Is everybody happy?
Oh also serve lots of booze to relax them. Let them show up weaponized if they aren't already encouraged to do so. Smokers are welcome. Drug addicts too. Whatever they are they are welcome if they love dipstick bigly.
