Pig out on junk food and you become fat and ill. The more you eat the more you die. Pig out on dipstick and he will also kill you. You know?

Which death do you prefer? Death by junk food or death by junk beliefs?

Addicted to everything that is harmful to you. Obsessed with it. Drowning in it. Consumed by it. Enough to go out and murder because of it and be praised for it and adored because of it. How many fans does that 17 year old murderer have now? We know the dipstick is one of them..

What a loverly legacy dipstick will leave behind.