All the viles and venals and evils came out of the woodwork to preen and march and torch their way into the news. They knew their champion would defend them from every "attack". Even the murderers among them would be defended excused and the victims would be attacked insulted.
Did you ever aspire to be a champion of scum and slime and depraved perverted degeneracy? Did you even know that job was available? Now that you know how it works is that on your bucket list? Champion the perps and the vics so you too can be a head a top banana a big cheese?
