What kind of conspiracy theory can you invent that will grab folks by the throat and drag them along to radical heights and depths and widths and lengths? Let's see how imaginative creative inventive your conspiracy theory is.
Mine? That dipstick is an angel on earth sent by GOD. And all of the charges against him are conspirafied. And all the alleged lies (in excess of 20,000 and counting) he told he never did. All the audio and video tapes of him are faked. He wears a halo wherever he goes. He shines and sparkles with goodness and innocence.
